COVID-19: A Versatile Political Weapon With Many Applications

Do you want to do what you want to do but Democracy gets in the way? Take care of all that with COVID-19. Proven field tests show that this is the perfect tool for making people believe that there are terror and panic; that the only way for them to stay safe is to stay in their homes and shut down their communities. The package includes 80 million mail ballots to send out (*Free With Purchase*) this way you can use “democracy” to eliminate Democracy.

Is that darned thing they call Capitalism getting in the way of your goals? Well, look no further than COVID-19. With it you can also; in addition to killing Democracy, also kill the engine that drives Capitalism- Small Business. When they shut down the communities, the small businesses will die across the land. Once that obstacle is out of the way, your dreams of consolidation and power are within sight! Capitalism will be delivered its death warrant. You will finally be free to redistribute the wealth as you see fit! Be sure to ask your representative about the additional add-on options including the “Payoff Package”. It includes your very own audiobook on the ways to make sure you don’t leave any of your best friends off your Christmas list this year!

You’re probably saying to yourself right now: “Great! But how do I get the people to believe me?”. We sure are glad you asked because COVID-19 can take care of that too! Market Research and Fields Tests have shown that the name fits perfect on a news screen, and also rolls off the tongue of the hand puppets in your regime. Instant name recognition! Positive focus group testimonials are available upon request.

So, the only question you need to be asking yourself is: where do I sign?

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